Showing posts with label twilight. Show all posts
Showing posts with label twilight. Show all posts

Thursday, June 13, 2013

glover's mistake. nick laird.


i found "glover's mistake" at the san juan capistrano library.  the cover caught my eye, loved the sea foam green and the illustrations.  and of course, the chicago tribune's praise had me excited to read it. the tribune claimed that it was "the kind of book jane austen would've written if she'd been male and hipper---and had internet access."  sounds amazing right?  but it wasn't.

i ran into the same problem that i had with "wuthering heights", i didn't like any of the characters.  perhaps a better comparison would be my dislike of the characters in zadie smith's "nw" because smith and laird are married.

"glover's mistake" is the tale of a love triangle:  david is in love with this old art teacher ruth but she falls in love with his roommate james glover. initially, i felt bad for david because he tried to date ruth but was unsuccessful.  david did not aggressively pursue ruth and as a result their relationship went straight into the friends zone.  ruth then meet james through david and is instantly attracted to him.  i felt bad for david because it is obvious that he was going to suffer.  he lost the woman he loved to his roommate. my sympathies did not last long because it turns out david was a jerk and a little bat shit crazy. david sabotaged their relationship,  going so far as creating a fake email to tell
ruth about james' infidelty (james did have a one night stand but in his defense he was a virgin prior to dating ruth so i think he should be forgiven).  david also made james insecure about ruth's lesbian past and friendship with an old lover.  quick note:  i couldn't decide if glover's mistake was the infidelity or his insecurity about ruth being a lesbian.

but even with david's evilness, i couldn't cheer for james and ruth.  their relationship did move way too quickly.  they got engaged after a couple of months of dating (or was it weeks).    there was an age difference which didn't bother me but i was concern about their difference in terms of life experience. it was her second marriage and his first real relationship.  i mean ruth had a list of lovers of both sexes and james was virgin.  (i would like to add that i think the best kind of guy to fall in love with is the kind like james.  the kind that was dorky or fat in high school who then grow up to be handsome.  all of these good looks and no conceit).  also they didn't seem to have much in common other than sex.  i mean if laird gave david and ruth's relationship some depth i would have wanted to see their love win but since he didn't i couldn't decide if i want david or them to win in the end.  and that is ultimately the problem with the book, i didn't know whose team i was on.  the thing about love triangles is that you should want to choose a side (see: team jacob or team edward) but here both sides sucked so i didn't become invested.

granted i have only read one jane austen book but i totally became invested because i cared about the characters.  at first i was on team wickham and then of course team darcy.  but the point is that i chose a side.  so sorry chicago tribune but this was not like an austen novel.  

i must add i am not giving up on laird, just like i didn't give up on smith, i still plan on reading their other works to see what the hype is about.

and one last thing, i did find ruth's art intriguing.  i wish the "republic of women"  really did exist, it would be an interesting piece.  i like the idea of ruth creating "artefacts" for a lost female
only civilization, i especially would have liked to have seen the menstruation headdress.  as i read, i was reminded of judy chicago's "dinner party".  i should google, maybe laird based is ruth's art on something in real life.


Wednesday, November 21, 2012

breaking down part 2. movie version.



WARNING: THIS BLOG CONTAINS SPOILERS!!!! (you have been warned so save your bitching.)

(yes, hell did freeze over and i saw a twilight movie at a movie theater!)

i debated about blogging about this movie but figured:

a) it is based on a book and i did blog about "the perks of being a wallflower"
b) with the movie versions of "life of pi", "les miserables", "anna karenina" and "on the road" coming out, i should start the trend of blogging about movies based on books
c) it was a PDC dance moms book club event (though we didn't read the book)

i have never been interested in the "twilight" series, books or movies. my grandma said it was a bunch of teenage fluff and no offense but not interested in reading about a love triangle consisting of a girl, a vampire and a werewolf and their teen angst and sexual frustration. so never read the books. i did see part of the first movie, but had no desire to watch the movies. the movie franchise got too out of control for me to get on the bandwagon. i can admit that robert pattinson is hot, pasty and tall, swoon. i think taylor looks prepubescent so feel like a pervert when i look at him. yes, abs are hot but not on a 12 year old. and seriously kristen stewart???! ever since i saw her first vmas appearance, i can not stomach her. she is not an actress, girl is not acting. she is that weird and awkward in real life and luckily finds roles in which she has to be the weird and awkward girl. (for the record, yes i am sad that she is "on the road".)

however, i decided to break my no-twilight-rule when the PDC dance moms book club decided to see "breaking drawn part 2". i could be a team player plus i owed robert pattinson one for drunkenly harassing him at an adele concert, for this photo:



as much as it pains me to admit this, it wasn't that bad. it was actually entertaining. i enjoyed how they gathered up the different vampires from all over the world. i found it interesting how some of the vampires had special powers, even the evil ones. and that british vampire was dreamy and eye candy always makes everything better.

but here is my laundry list of what i did not enjoy:

-the "war" being a premonition. what a cop out! i got caught up in the battle, i was sad when carlisle died, and cheered when the bad guys died (btw, loved dakota fanning as a villain). and instead of rejoicing when it turned out that it didn't happen, i was disappointed. it was like meyer didn't have the balls to have a real battle. in harry potter, we (yes, we, i loved this series) lost so many amazing people in the battle against evil: sirius, remus, tonks, dumbledore, dobby!!! because guess what, life is unpredictable and unfair and sometimes we lose the ones we love so that good can prevails over evil. furthermore, the kid seemed to be okay with dying. they should have given her up. i mean harry potter sacrificed himself and that aspect is what made that story so powerful. i think the just-kidding-it-was-all-a-dream-ending prevented "breaking dawn" from being great. it lost its heart. instead it was a lame hollywood ending where everyone lives happily ever after.

-in regards to this happily ever after ending, everything cleaned up waaaaay too nicely. seriously jacob and their kid ending up together?!?!? that was gross and the story should not have gone there. in what universe would this be okay?!?! what about an ending showing jacob okay with being single the rest of his life and hooking up with chicks for all of eternity? wouldn't that be more realistic for a werewolf in a vampire movie? lol

-the sex scene 30 minutes into he movie?!?!? i could have lived without watching them christian their house. and the talk about, "wow you were holding back" and "how will we stop ourselves from going at it all the time". seriously, spoken like someone who has been sexually repressed their entire life. (see: meyer is mormon. this sounds harsh but i was raised mormon, i know). people having sex when they want and for as long as they want?!?! these concepts are neither ground-breaking or revolutionary, in real life or the vampire genre. i think twilight's original message of abstinence is important for teens but it does send the wrong message that once married, the lead character turns into a sex fiend. bella was first the virgin temptress and then the horny sex addict. women should not be restricted to only two sexualities the virgin or the whore. we can have healthy sexual appetities without feigning innocent or craziness. we should try to break the virgin/slut whore versus reinforce it!

-instead of abstinence, safe sex needed to be discussed. if half-breeds could potentially pose danger to the world, shouldn't they have been more careful in terms of birth control?!?! edward should have wrapped it up or bella should have been on the pill. just because you are married doesn't mean you are ready to have kids or that you should have them, so you should still take precautions. again another indication of their sexual immaturity.

-lastly, how did the writers let that loch ness monster line remain in the movie?!?!??

so those are my complaints and oddly enough i might read the series but that is just so i can have proof for my avoidance of this series instead of just my snobbiness.